Tubby Time
Everyone in town knows Ian, they recognize him from his pleasant demeanor and chunky, tree trunk legs, and they all know he likes a good tubby on account of what he tells everyone when he gets the chance to. "Hey," Ian says, "I like a good tubby, but not all the time. You see, I really like letting the water rinse over me in the shower; it's sort of the best of both worlds. I can play pretend and act out gunfights I'll never be in from the safety of the bathroom. I use the shampoo bubbles as entry and exit wounds when I'm getting shot up." "Wow, aren't you just so clever," the Indian shopkeeper says, "That's so clever!" "Yeah, it is, isn't it?" "Your total is $5.30," the Indian shopkeeper says. "I like baths a lot, though, but I always feel awkward when I'm done." "That's just great." "Yeah, because there's like the sound of the water drainin...